Friday, January 28, 2005

Student Quotes of the Week:

1) In response to the question: How does Shakespeare express his love for another using figurative language?

"Shakespeare writes, 'sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines.' I think Shakespeare has seen a woman 'too hot.'"

2) "Ms. Beman, Ms. Beman! I have to go downstairs, now!" I said, "Calm down, Doug. What's up?" "My retainers were in my lunch bag, and I threw it away!" Fortunately, he found the bag, washed the retainers, and returned to class, teeth intact.

3) "I'm not good with Roman numerals. Is IX nine?"

4) "I think my color swatch for my poem is in my pants pocket at home. Should I get another?" To which I responded, "Yes, but make sure your mom doesn't wash your pants." "Oh, she won't. They're still in my PE bag."

5) "Disneyland isn't the happiest place on Earth! Amsterdam is!"